I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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