what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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