I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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