is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
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Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
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It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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