too bad you live with your parents still
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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