do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
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But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
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They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about