OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
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I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
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When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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