is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
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We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
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I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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