I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
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Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
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We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
i now understand why vodka
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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