people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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