loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
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well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
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So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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