I wanna passion pit in your ass
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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