Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
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I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
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81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
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