My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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