he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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