Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
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She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
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I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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