i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
time to smoke my breakfast
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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