Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
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flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
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id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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