in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
Randomize