Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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