Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
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Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
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He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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