I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
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Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
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We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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