It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
There are leaves in my underwear?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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