3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
My day in three words: secret purse cake
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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