so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
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Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
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He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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