But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
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i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
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HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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