if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
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i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
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I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
I have so many feelings about this burrito
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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