I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
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If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
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If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
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