when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
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