Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
i out mim tonsoeep
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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