that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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