Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
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there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
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I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.