I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.