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• (209): View more from California

  AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?

  (720): View more from Colorado

  This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?

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• (432): View more from Texas

  He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended

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• (425): View more from Washington

  He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.

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• (916): View more from California

  Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Woke up backwards on a recliner

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly

  (413): View more from Massachusetts

  seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now

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