id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
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my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
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Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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