I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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