I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
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Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
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Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
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