Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
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It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
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I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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