: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
stop calling my apartment porn island.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
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