she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
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Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
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There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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