I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
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Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
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aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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