it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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