well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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