Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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