Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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