we're blogging at a bar
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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