Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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