Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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