so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
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