So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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