Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
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