So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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