That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
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