what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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