i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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