she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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