The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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