Fine. I'll sleep in my office
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
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I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
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Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
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