Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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